Post by Golgari_Spy on Sept 3, 2015 2:37:58 GMT
Here are the sabotages that I will offer throughout day 1.
These auctions will be offered in this order during the Auction Phase:
Auction 1.1 - A Future Escape
Auction 1.2 - The Alphabet Beckons
Auction 1.3 - No Pronouns, Lots of Problems
Auction 1.4 - What a Joke!
These auctions will be offered throughout Day 1 unless they somehow end the Day before I can unleash more evil...
Auction 1.5 - Share a Vote
Auction 1.6 - Triplicate Switch
How would you handle them? (Well, except the first, that's one's easy.)
These auctions will be offered in this order during the Auction Phase:
Auction 1.1 - A Future Escape
Welcome to Cutthroat Mafia, contestants! I bet you are just curious what will be first. Let's see what's coming up!
*knocks on dumbwaiter*
Ooh, it's a coupon to nullify one future sabotage! I know, it's not quite what you expected, but you guys are bidding anyways, so get to work. Who wants to give me $500 for a glorified Get Out of Jail Free card?
*knocks on dumbwaiter*
Ooh, it's a coupon to nullify one future sabotage! I know, it's not quite what you expected, but you guys are bidding anyways, so get to work. Who wants to give me $500 for a glorified Get Out of Jail Free card?
Auction 1.2 - The Alphabet Beckons
Hope you didn't expect all the auctions to be that nice, because they won't. I wonder what's next?
*knocks on dumbwaiter*
A bowl of soup? With letters? Tasty! Win this auction and you can force one player to include every letter of the alphabet in each post for today's game Day, with single letter words not counting toward this requirement. Alphabetcha bidding on this!
*knocks on dumbwaiter*
A bowl of soup? With letters? Tasty! Win this auction and you can force one player to include every letter of the alphabet in each post for today's game Day, with single letter words not counting toward this requirement. Alphabetcha bidding on this!
Auction 1.3 - No Pronouns, Lots of Problems
Ooh, I can't wait to see what's next?
*knocks on dumbwaiter*
A can of whole chicken? That's too precious to waste here, so let's see what is really next...
*knocks on dumbwaiter again*
Ooh, my book of sabotages! That's better! Let's see what idea I had in the works... a page with parts of speech, and the beloved pronouns are conveniently crossed out. Now what evil idea could that inspire? I know! Win this auction and you can force one player to post without pronouns for Day 1. Sounds easy, but trust me it's not. Who wants to give me $500 to not find out themselves?
*knocks on dumbwaiter*
A can of whole chicken? That's too precious to waste here, so let's see what is really next...
*knocks on dumbwaiter again*
Ooh, my book of sabotages! That's better! Let's see what idea I had in the works... a page with parts of speech, and the beloved pronouns are conveniently crossed out. Now what evil idea could that inspire? I know! Win this auction and you can force one player to post without pronouns for Day 1. Sounds easy, but trust me it's not. Who wants to give me $500 to not find out themselves?
Auction 1.4 - What a Joke!
One last auction before I let you enjoy your fun, and you'll laugh at this one.
Actually, you won't, unless you win this, as the winner will have the exclusive right to make jokes during Day 1. Hilarious, I know. But not as hilarious as it will be if you don't win this auction!
Actually, you won't, unless you win this, as the winner will have the exclusive right to make jokes during Day 1. Hilarious, I know. But not as hilarious as it will be if you don't win this auction!
These auctions will be offered throughout Day 1 unless they somehow end the Day before I can unleash more evil...
Auction 1.5 - Share a Vote
Contestants! I have something special! In honor of the marriage votes I know some of you took, I decided that I just had to do this, because as you may remember, "until death do us part" is a rather important part of wedding vows. (Well, until divorce became a thing, but I'm not letting historical accuracy stop me.) Win this auction and you can force two other players to share a vote for the rest of the Day! Just think, they will have to work together like a married couple! Who wants to give me $500 to stay single?
Auction 1.6 - Triplicate Switch
I know some of you must be miserable right now, and you have no one to blame but yourselves for being cheap. Well, since I'm so kind, I decided to give some of you a second chance. And if you're lucky enough to have not suffered a previous fate, well you can pay for some more amusement. If you win this auction, you can choose three players (including yourself) and redistribute their current situations among them such that each of them does not have their current restrictions! Do I even need to ask who wants to bid $500? Too bad, I asked anyways!
How would you handle them? (Well, except the first, that's one's easy.)