Post by Golgari_Spy on Sept 23, 2015 23:20:14 GMT
Here are the sabotages that I will offer throughout day 2. That's right, you guys get to find out what they are before the players do! Isn't that great?
These auctions will be offered in this order during the Auction Phase:
Auction 2.1 - Filter Yourself, Please
Auction 2.2 - One Vote, One Responsibility
These auctions will be offered throughout Day 2 unless they somehow end the Day before I can unleash more evil...
Auction 2.3 - How Tweet
Auction 2.4 - The Best Honeymoon
How would you handle them and how much would you bid on them?
These auctions will be offered in this order during the Auction Phase:
Auction 2.1 - Filter Yourself, Please
We're now a few players shorter, but that just means more fun for everyone who remains!
*knocks on dumbwaiter*
Seems like a machine that makes lots of beeping noises. Since we do try to be family friendly here (and fail, because let's be honest, have you ever met a chef that didn't swear?), that can only mean one thing... Win this auction, and you have the exclusive right to obscenities, vulgarities, and insults for the entire game Day! If you don't try to clean out some of your cash, you might just be cleaning up your image!
*knocks on dumbwaiter*
Seems like a machine that makes lots of beeping noises. Since we do try to be family friendly here (and fail, because let's be honest, have you ever met a chef that didn't swear?), that can only mean one thing... Win this auction, and you have the exclusive right to obscenities, vulgarities, and insults for the entire game Day! If you don't try to clean out some of your cash, you might just be cleaning up your image!
Auction 2.2 - One Vote, One Responsibility
What could be next?
*knocks on dumbwaiter*
It's a special plaque, and it says "one vote" on it. That's right, if you win this auction, you can choose one player and award that player this special plaque that limits that player to voting only once the entire Day! And once that players votes, that player can't even unvote! Isn't that terrible? If you like voting, then you should vote with some of that wonderful cash!
*knocks on dumbwaiter*
It's a special plaque, and it says "one vote" on it. That's right, if you win this auction, you can choose one player and award that player this special plaque that limits that player to voting only once the entire Day! And once that players votes, that player can't even unvote! Isn't that terrible? If you like voting, then you should vote with some of that wonderful cash!
These auctions will be offered throughout Day 2 unless they somehow end the Day before I can unleash more evil...
Auction 2.3 - How Tweet
Inspired by social media and its prevalence throughout society, I know exactly what to offer here. Win this auction and you can force one player to post the rest of the game Day only in posts with 140 characters or less (spaces included), and without making consecutive posts, because that's too easy. If you don't bid, you won't get this tweet deal!
Auction 2.4 - The Best Honeymoon
Remember that married couple from earlier? Well, now it's honeymoon time, and to celebrate, I have a special auction! Win this auction and you can choose two players (which can include yourself) and those players will leave our wonderful game for a whole Night and won't be revealed, because we're not rude, just sadistic and cruel. (Well, I'm rude, because I will know, but it's not like I'm going to do too much knowing.) Who wants to give me $500 for this special offer?
How would you handle them and how much would you bid on them?